The English Patient
Date viewed: December 31, 1999
Location: Video Rental

I never saw this Best Picture Oscar winner at the theater. It just didn't seem like the type of movie I would enjoy. I was right.

Ralph Finnes is some sort of English map maker that falls in love with a married Kristen Scott Thomas. The story of their WWII romance is told in flashbacks to a French nurse (Genevieve something-or-other who won an Oscar as supporting actress) caring for Ralph in an Italian villa after he's been burned to a crisp in an accident while flying a dead Kristen home. Oops! Did I give away the ending? Not really. You see the ending in the first ten minutes of the film.

I found the entire affair to be ponderously dull. Even the exotic locales didn't liven up the proceedings.

Listen to me: Yawn.


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